'In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language.. And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.'

-Theodore Roosevelt, 1907

Shocker!

Pikes Peak in the background and the sign is giving the shocker.

So…. Happy…. Right…. Now.

The little girl's face speaks volumes...

Click photo to see her....

Hash Family!

Brownie's mom has an imaginary fish. Seriously.

My kind of monkey...

MOSCOW - A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday. An ex-performer, Zhora became aggressive at his circus and was transferred to a zoo in the southern Russian city of Rostov, where he fathered several baby chimps, learned to draw with markers and picked up his two vices.


"The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze," the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said.


It added he has now been transferred to the city of Kazan, about 800 km (500 miles) east of Moscow, for rehabilitation treatment.

Happy birthday, Granny!

I'm Not In Miami, Bitch:

I lost the Kimchi hash olympics today by 2 points! I just couldn't figure out how to play "schlong golf." That was a bitch.

I'm looking forward to puking all over ESPN in Houston... she is gonna be one stinky bitch.

I'm listening to "In The Air Tonight," Elvis.

Seriously. Have your drum solo down by this weekend, fag.

INXS

So I'm sure Dara is loving my new writing surge. I'm totally listening to INXS sing "Don't Change" right now and loving it.

Championship Sunday was as good as I hoped.

I can't wait to have fun in the suburb just north of Houston.

Championship Sunday!

This should be a freakin' holiday. I am so looking forward to these two games. Way more than the Superbowl.

I hope Brett Favre loses horribly. He is a traitor whore.

What the hell was I talking about last night? Damn, I was bored.

Friday the 22nd... Lakers won by 10 pts!

So I figured I would use this blog for something it was actually supposed to be used for.... to annoy people with my useless thoughts!

I am in my "office" right now listening to Fleetwood Mac ("You make loving fun") and trying to clean it up. I use the term "office" loosely, as I really keep my PC, books, hash gear and random personal shit in this room. My wife has actually told me that she is scared of this room.....

This room gets out of hand about once every three months and I usually fail to police it. Here I am, listening to the sultry voice of Christine McVie and the guitar of Lindsay Buckingham, trapped in my basement... oh wait, the Foo Fighters just came on! Either way, I should really try to make this room something that my wife isn't scared of.

That is all.